Mafia Thread! Pick your families!

Unless there is a kirkland mafia I still say I'd like to be a hire hitman/thief/etc

*sigh* If its a problem, then I'll switch to the newspaper. Copy boy that feeds info to the highest bidder and spins facts it to his client's best interest. His current loyalties have been purchased by the Asian family but its all subject to change based on who is willing to pay. Information always has a price.

\oAo/ There’s so very much to discuss! I suppose I shall begin and all of you can certainly put your own ideas in as well! I’m sure together, we will be able to work out everything quite nicely.

I shall begin with responding to some of the things that others have suggested!
Mei, I’ll start with the things that you said~ >uo

“Requested Family Members: ASIANS. >:U That means you, HongYaoIndoTrangThaiMacauNihon AND ANYONE ELSE I MAY BE FORGETTING KTHX. Let's dominate the others with our chopsticks and rice YEAH THAT MEANS YOU MOEBLOBS ITALIES”

I would love to add the other Asians into the group, but it may get a little messy with so many people posting, like Roddy had said. ;u; Of course, we could always add Indonesia, Thailand, or Macau in our group if they’d really really like too! Or they could even form their own family. >u<

“Relation to other families: DUNNO we're probably allied with the Soviets though. Nordics if you count Hong's marriage.”

I like this idea too! So far, I’ve talked to Ivan about the alliance and he said that we will decide that when things get going. ouob But I wouldn’t mind asking Ice as well.

“I have a question, like say someone DID die/was killed, if the plotline finishes, they're back in the game, right? I'm thinking like Clue here, where it like restarts. XD”

:’D I think someone is bound to die… eue Plus, I do love dramatic scenes. I think we’d just have to ask before killing anyone off. XD If they still have plans for the character we should respect them. ouo

ALSO! Adam, thank you so much for the picture! It actually has a helpful idea in the artist’s comments!

Japan - The Right-Hand Man
South Korea - The Messenger
Taiwan - The Spy
China - The Boss
Hong Kong - The Assassin
Thailand - The Bodyguard
North Korea - The Hit Man
Vietnam - The Deliverer

Just throwing more ideas out there. XDb

Okay~! Next to reply to Kiku!

“And possibly we could have other occupations, but I like the idea of having a united family base regardless. And a market works for that. It also lends a lot of possible taking in code like we-are-talking-about-what-we-sell-we-swear, when we are talking about our other...er...business.”

I like this idea, very much. *A* I think we could split into pairs of two or maybe have a group of three here or there, but I’d love to have us united in the base. Kind of like a thing where they all meet at the end of the day and discuss things. ewe Sneaky~

“that's totally cool. Like I said, I really wanted more people's opinion's so yay. But I may end up running a sort of market thing then. Or a sushi stand. That someone can then shake. I mean no, I might have to think.”

I like that idea too! Perhaps you and Mei could work together on something~? >uo <3

And nowww, last but not least, Trang~ <3

“If we have too many people, let's be a huge clan, with one main house at the center! We can divide into houses base on occupations maybe. Or like Mei suggested, some work alone and some work in pairs... *clings to all Asians* And of course you are the boss Nini~ *points to Yao”
;u; I’m really glad we all seem to agree on this, division, but having a main operation center idea. It sounds perfect to me~ LIKE A BAWS. B]
“And I love the idea of selling things. But we can have many occupations, like... er... hosts or tour guides *can't think of many*. Personally, I want to sell flowers and herbs from all over the world. I want to open a shop in the city center and maybe make it a gathering site. Trang is more of the defensive type, the one mainly in charge of counteracting infiltrations and protecting the family... or a strategist idk XD”

I like this idea~ *u* It’s very lady-like, but also very clever behind that. Just like you make Trang’s character~ Most of the information that we learn would be through our occupations and with the way that the Yao is, he’d be very mistrustful of outside sources. Kiku too, why do you think he was such a hermit? XD Your occupation would be perfect for such a thing!

“I'M IN YES I'M IN TOTALLY!!!!! *jumps in*
RAFERGUKEBSTKJSBDFVSKD Ah~ I'm so excited *rolls on the floor*”

Jhfdl;kjfdl;dfs ME TOO. –ROLLS WITH- @w@

UWOAH mama long reply it's beautiful
I'm pretty okay with most things as long as I get to hurt someone. |D
eue teehee spy. That would be fun. Our Thai isn't as active as I'd like though, so does that mean I go without bodyguard? /owo/ wooooo solo missions (or at least, I'm referring to those comics lol, in honesty I thought the bodyguard would guard someone important like Yao or Yong or something)

Also, I wish to die at least once. ouob
IDK I've always wanted to die okay don't judge me |D

Yosh.

Yao's reply made me think like "Yes, things are finally coming together."

And that picture is amazing! We are working with a couple less people, though.

...Do we actually have a Thai? Do we? Really? ....

And yes! Family base! *happy*

Mei can shake my sushi stand

*serious face* Mess with my Mei, and you die.

If you really want to die Mei, then I want to take revenge and kill your killer. I'll go mad and have blood splatter on my face.

Nekolis Cypriot/South Cyp wrote:*sigh*if its a problem, then i'll switch to the newspaper. Copy boy that feeds info to the highest bidder and spins fact it to his best intrest. His current loyalites have been purchased by the asian family but its all subject to change based on who is willing to pay.

I like that idea, Neko. It might good if some characters weren't corrupt though...But I do like the idea of misleading people. It makes the collection of secrets more complicated. WHAT'S REAL!?

\;w;/ It might be cool...if some people...opposed the mafia families and fought for justice and LOVE AND KINDNESS! I'm tired...

Any non-assigned people want to be...the good guys? :'D

@Mei:

>u<; Well, it is long overdue, so I put all of my thoughts so far into it.

Oh, gosh, that would be really cool. ewe No one would be expecting it from you at all~

They're just ideas for now! ouob Some of the jobs seem a little smaller, so we could switch them around or whatever. You can beee whatever you want to beeee~ -opens hands, makes rainbow-

fdkjhldfjdf QAQ Mei, noooooo. My daughterrrr! B| I'll kill whoever kills you.

@Kiku:

OTL Slowly, but surely they are. I hope this helped a little. ;w; Please don't be afraid to give any of your thoughts a try.

We... had a Thai...? I don't remember him posting anything but an intro though. ;w;

I see what you did there. ene

You are welcome Yao ^^ and If any of you asians need a theif/hitman/hell even a bodyguard, give me a call!

XD

and btw a micronation/chibi mafia sounds hilarious *shot*

Glad you like it Roddy. I think I'll ask the other Medis if they'd join me in the newspaper, create a little information web group. They manipulate the media,with aims to dominate. They know they are not strong enough yet, but with the right piece of info an empire can collapse. *is shot*

I love the idea of a micro mafia. It would be awesome.

Wang Yao / China wrote:@Mei:
fdkjhldfjdf QAQ Mei, noooooo. My daughterrrr! B| I'll kill whoever kills you.

Too bad. Already claimed it. ...I suppose you could help...

*sudden image of the perpetrator getting killed by both our weapons simultaneously*

Anyways, I'll post more thoughts when my brain is working a bit better.

Nekolis Cypriot/South Cyp wrote:Glad you like it Roddy. I think I'll ask the other Medis if they'd join me in the newspaper, create a little information web group. They manipulate the media,with aims to dominate. They know they are not strong enough yet, but with the right piece of info an empire can collapse. *is shot*

I love the idea of a micro mafia. It would be awesome.

I like that. I think newspaper would be good because...It's kind of a good guy position. The mafia families are all against each other, but the newspaper could be an ally to everyone but also an enemy. The mafia families are all trying to collect the information pieces to find out the killer...but the newspaper could be doing the same thin but in order to expose the corruption...to the people...Or...whatever motives they want. The newspaper could function like a mafia family but with different motives. They're not gunning for one specific family. They're fighting for an ideal! Truth! And aren't some ideals just disguised corruption? I think it'd be cool to play with.

Dear goodness you two, I feel bad for whoever I'm going to let kill me. XD WHO SHALL IT BE HMM

Maybe it should be someone you two can't kill.
Or maybe I'll kill them as my dying action or something.
Or PERHAPS it will be an accident and no one is to blame.
OR PERHAPS I'LL SUICIDE-yeah no wait that's not fun. (But it is dramatic.)

Maybe I need to watch more Korean dramas and see what is most dramatic /owo/

I agree. Its kind of good but not really. Nuetral, but not really. Its as gray as the paper itself. Information is power, and the newspaper supplies it. Will they feed into the corruption as the families hit them up for tidbits? Will they report the truth once they find it? I love mystery like this.

Meimei/Taiwan wrote:Dear goodness you two, I feel bad for whoever I'm going to let kill me. XD WHO SHALL IT BE HMM

Maybe it should be someone you two can't kill.
Or maybe I'll kill them as my dying action or something.
Or PERHAPS it will be an accident and no one is to blame.
OR PERHAPS I'LL SUICIDE-yeah no wait that's not fun. (But it is dramatic.)

Maybe I need to watch more Korean dramas and see what is most dramatic /owo/

NOOOO. NOT SUICIDE. THEN I COULDN'T KILL ANYONE TO AVENGE YOU.

8'U /sobs

You are plotting against us and yourself. :V

*is rolling together* xDDDD I'm certain you've given much thought on this~ All of your ideas are brilliant!!!
I was waiting for you guys to post here!!! <3~ *hugs*
So now we currently have Yao, Kiku, Mei, Yong Soo, Hong (?) and me

okay, here are my thoughts and IT WILL BE EXTREMELY LONG SO BE PATIENT WITH ME PLZ *bows*:

1. Hide-outs and gathering sites: our work will be closely connected, we'll have secret meetings, and if possible I want that place to be my shop. The main operation center will be based there, or maybe, the shop could just be a hide-out when we are on a mission.

I'm thinking about setting up my shop near an orphanage, and sell little flowers and things for it too => I'll be a nice and kind-hearted lady who is respected by children~ Even the police find it hard to barge in on me so you guys are safe there.

2. This is my suggestions for each person's role based on the artist’s ideas:
+ Japan - The Right-Hand Man
I think it suits Kiku. You could be a strategist as well if you want to. Kiku will make up rough plans based on the information we gather. Also, he’ll be the one to present the ideas and plans in our meeting, like a spokesperson for the boss.

+ South Korea - The Messenger
Sounds like what Yong Soo will do xD When we carry out a mission, we always need to check up on affiliates to make sure they’re through with our plans and Yong So will also take care of that~

+ Taiwan - The Spy
“Or my occupation can be A PRINCESS 8D;;;; /shotshotshotshot” <<<<< Like I said, you could be a princess… fake royalty~ If you’re a spy and Thai is not gonna to be your body guard then I suggest hiring an assassin to be your butler (LIKE IN KUROSHITSUJI!!! *shot*)

+ China - The Boss
Just… be a boss LIKE A BAWS~! xD
You will finalize the plans/develop it fully based on the situations and the rough plans Kiku make. I’m thinking maybe there is a veil curtain separating your bed or something with the outside. You’ll stay behind it all the time and only certain people could get inside xD (YOU’RE SECRETLY WATCHING PORNS INSIDE NINI!!! *shotshotshotshot*) Yeah, sounds like a Chinese boss to me ^^~

+ Hong Kong - The Assassin
Assassins work alone, and given the current situation, you’ll be our only assassin xD I’m thinking of giving you a nickname, and you’re mostly known for that.... “Silent Scythe” or something which sounds less weird idk >.< *is not creative*

+ Thailand - The Bodyguard
Can be replaced by hired assassin >.<

+ North Korea - The Hit Man
Sniper~ A person who takes out enemies from far away …. if we have a N.Korea that is >.<

Vietnam - The Deliverer
Er…. I haven’t thought about my role that much xD *shot* B-But well, I’m cool with the position, just maybe a different name… *is impulsive* orz

Edit: Now my head's clear orz
I want to be the one who check the info you guys gather, confirm it. xD Since Trang stays in one place, but many come to her shop, she'll pay attention to any threats or potential clients and gather info on a broad scale. Little convos with the people and traders could be of great help, who knows She may hear a woman complaining about how her police husband is too focus on his work, saying he has a clue about the mafia~ xD. She could also make "special ingredients" using herbs and flowers xD
Further, Yong Soo can work as Trang's delivery man, then he could go everywhere without being suspected but still have a fixed address for clients to find him~

THIS IS JUST MY SUGGESTIONS I'M NOT FORCING YOU GUYS INTO ANYTHING!!!

3. About the ideas we've discussed so far:
- Ohohoho I like the idea of Mei and Kiku sharing the sushi stand, but if you want to be a princess more, I have that suggestion for you~ Or maybe something else *is too pushy, shot*

- Mei if you are killed I'll find EVERY SINGLE DETAILS about your killer, using them wisely to make his/her life so miserable being chased down by mafia AND the police. That person will live everyday wondering if it is his/her last! Fufufufu~ Given my role, I should be able to deal with litle things like those~

Suicide? .... Trang will visit your grave every month... but DDDOOONNNN'TTTT MEI WE STILL LOVE YOU AND YOU'RE STILL YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL~!!! >.< KIKU WILL TURN EMO IT'D BE S-S-SCARY!!! TT.TT

- Nini, I want to hear more about the middle-class, high-class occupation thingy you told me about. ^^~

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=hetalia+mafia+#/d2ac7gi link to soviet mafia art.

I've seen it, thanks anyway. And I linked a better one few posts ago.

Especially when it comes to assasinations, I think that Yao would make decisions based within the family, because of his great mistrust in outside sources. (Just like in history! <3)

However, such a thing would not dirty the hands of his beloved family... so perhaps... we shall see.

Oh! What about Ancient Korea as the body guard? I don't know if she would be interested in the mafia thread however. Shall I ask her?

You can switch positions if you want to! Anything you'd like is just fine.

"I want to be the one who check the info you guys gather, confirm it. xD Since Trang stays in one place, but many come to her shop, she'll pay attention to any threats or potential clients and gather info on a broad scale. Little convos with the people and traders could be of great help, who knows She may hear a woman complaining about how her police husband is too focus on his work, saying he has a clue about the mafia~ xD. She could also make "special ingredients" using herbs and flowers xD"

PERFECT. I was hoping that you'd do something like this! This style of job is perfect, and it keeps all the information within the family.

As for the low, middle, and high-class occupations I was speaking of, I was thinking something like this:

Each of us needs to cover one of these areas. Trang, you working as a flower shop girl near an orphanage would be a lower-middle-high class job.

Kiku, your food stand would be a more middle class job.

If I were to continue with my idea as a violinist in a classy resturant, that would be a higher class job.

The ranking isn't set by what you will be doing, rather, it is by the people you will be encountering within the job. Trang would encounter many people of any class, men and women. Kiku would probably encounter the middle class, as the food wouldn't be something the high class would be interested in, and not something the low class could afford. Yao working as a violinist in a resturant would be considered high class as he would encounter the men and ladies who go to dine there.

All of these things can provide information, insight into every class. Knowing what they know without them knowing we know.

The sushi stand thing was slightly a joke. I still like the idea of a more general market. And...I kind of wanted it to be the base? Because of some stuff that I came up with last night. BUT since that stuff involves more characters than just mine, if you guys don't like it, than that's fine. I'm just throwing it out there.

This is basically character background type stuff. It involves myself Yao and Mei. And you don't have to pay it any attention if you don't like it...I just...actually came up with something for once.

Anyways.

Kiku was actually the son of a different, related family that got killed off. Yao's family took him in as a young boy and Yao practically raised him.

Now Yao is obviously the boss of the family, as everyone here agrees. And Kiku has become involved with Mei (Boss's daughter). I don't know if Mei wants to play dating or engaged or married for Mafia - since it's AU we could do anything. And I don't technically know what our status will be by the time this actually starts, anyway.../////////////

Moving on...since Kiku has become someone that Yao places a good amount of trust in, he hands over the main business of the market (family cover business) to Kiku (along with Mei), in order to fully pursue being a musician, which is what he has always really wanted to do, or something. Obviously, Yao still runs the main real business of our mafia, and Kiku is his advisor.

So that last bit would be why I wanted the more general market, and for that to be the base. But Trang's could still be a hideout, if you guys are okay with my idea.... And when she needs to deliver messages to us, she can come over to "deliver flowers" to our establishment.

...Just suggestions...you can toss it all out the window if you'd like...or refine it, or whatever.

Oh, and in Japan, they refer to the Boss as "Aniki", so this mafia thing may be the first time that Yao actually hears me call him "brother" in a way.

eue Just read all this now and I am EXCITE.

djgkfddkjmed

<3

Ah, my professional stalking skills have declined. I haven’t been paying much attention to this threeeead. OTL Sorry on my part.

Anyways. I honestly like, like, like, liiiiiike have no idea what I’m doing. =A= The BFF mafia would be pretty amazing. It makes me laugh~ xD Feliks and Eli, two.. hitmen in skirts, taking part in the mafia. It would be rather interesting~ xDD And, fun! oAo I’m gonna say it loud and clear: We’d be a kick-ass mafia, Eli. >:I Even if it ended only being you and me together. (FOREVVVVVVVEEEER.) xD

But, then there is the Soviet Mafia. Which, well, um, I like that too. ;u; POLLY-WOLLY IS NOT GOOD AT DECIDING. SOMEONE JUST PICK ME UP AND THROW ME IN WITH THEEEEM. eue I-oh-so mature, aren’t I?

Well, to get serious, (Because, what I just said was pathetic.) the Soviet Mafia would be interesting. I can imagine it as a terror, actually. And, oh all the weapons there could be~ Plus, just taking part of the family. Dsjkfjdsjdsfkj;- it would be fun. Lol, especially Bela, Uku, and Ivan. Pfff- Families are interesting~ eue Especially, they’re family.. XD

Um, um, um, um. I’m kinda just spewing ideas, aren’t I? OTL I’m trying to think things straight and give an honest opinion, but my ideas have jumbled up. I really don’t know what to say~ I love all the ideas! oAo This is going to be so much fun~! Just xcjfhfdfjdfj- yeah. Idk.

..Whoever has read through this nonsense deserves a cookie. =A=

@Ivan: Buh, you’re a total meanie too! ;A; ..Wait. Why am I a meanie? eue

I am way too tired to offer up any good ideas, I'm prettyyyy much okay with anything anyways. I'll actually put my brain to work when its time to write histories and whatnot. But for now, I'll let the others contribute 8'D

Yao has an awesome idea of spreading ourselves out to cover all the different types of people. I really like that, it makes for more variety~

Lol Kiku, our status can be whatever you want it to be c: ♥

ALSO TRANG, I LOVE YOUR IDEA OF A BUTLER. Now just to find some poor soul who shall be my slave.

Here it goes:

Soviet Family
Russia-Boss
Ukraine-Right-Hand man(woman eue)
Belarus-Bodyguard
Lithuania-Assassin
Poland(?)-Messenger
Hungary(?)-Spy

These are only ideas I had, and Poland and Hungary I'm still inviting you to join my family~ so you two aren't alone and you did belong to the Soviet. Plus I have no Latvia or Estonia, another reason to join~ eue
Another thing if you don't like your spots then you can be something else~ I don't know these are so far only ideas I had.

I was searching for Russian Mafia on my wikipedia friend.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Mafia
I found some pretty interesting things, for example, most of the mafia groups are so old they come from the Soviet times. And on the soviet times it was far worst than now. Still Russian Mafia deals a whole lot of crap, not to mention that the Russian Mafia controls over the ex soviet nations. Which is perfect and why I want all of you in my family. eue

My ideas for what the family deals and what works on are:
- Oil trafficking;
-Drugs and alchohol trafficking

-Restaurant that's on the family for generations, so has the own family in the mafia.
-Ukraine had a pretty cute idea of a trinkets store, things that our family have, like collecting old reliquary things and selling them, which then I remembered that we could also traffic, old reliquary. eue

If you click on that wikipedia link, you'll see the amount of illegal activities they had, if you're interested in any other just say so~

Criminal activities: Arms trafficking, Arson, Assault, pornography, Counterfeiting, Drug trafficking, Extortion, Fraud, Human trafficking, identity document forgery, Illegal immigration, Kidnapping, Larceny, Murder, Prostitution, Racketeering, Terrorism

Anyway.
Ukraine and Russia are the older ones. And I thought that before their father died, he would choose the head of the family.

And here there will be a reference to a little of the Hetalia canon.
When Ukraine gives her scarf to Russia, she asks for him to give her a little of Kiev when he's able to take it. It never happen. Russia can never speak of that in front of Ukraine, scared she might be mad at that.

So, my idea is, that it was promised to Ukraine as the oldest to be the head of the family, but, it was proved that in that family, there would be need a strong hand, and so their father ended up choosing the male of the family, Ivan. She would be bitter about it~ but since she's so nice she would never say anything. So, nee-san, tell me what you think.

I want Nata to be my body guard and to keep tons of weapons hidden in her womanly body. Because its obvious...She loves Ivan so much. eue

I would looooove to have a traitor in the family, and honestly is Hungary ends up joining, I would like her to be it! Since Roddy is neutral, I don't know, I tought it would be very cool.

Anywayyyy, these are ideas, I want to ear more from everyone who I dragged into this. kthnxbai


EDIT: I TOTALLY FORGOT AND I'M SORRY.

Since we have traffic of oil mostly, and China's at need of oil, I thought, idk... our families could be allies...? eue;;

@Ivan: Messenger? ouo I like that ideeeeea~ I could totally screw up the messages and stuff. BU Jk. I wouldn't do thaaat. eue

Everything is great~! ouo But, I like the little restaurant idea! ;u; AND, THE SHOP OF TRINKETS AND SORTS. BUT, I'M TOTALLY TERRIFIED POLLY WILL BREAK THEM ALL. KTHNXBAI. Um, um, um..

YES, IVAN. I WANNA BE PART OF YOUR MAFIA. I've told you that how many times now..? :'D

It just depends on whether or not Eli likes the idea~ I am totally not leaving my BFF in the dark. BECAUSE I LOVE HER THIS MUUUCH. -STRETCHES OUT ARMS-

..That's not enough love. D: Anyways. eue WHEN we figure this out you will know. Or not. Idk. :'D (Jk, you'll know right away. Truuuust meee.)

/logs in for a sec

omg i love that restaurant idea ;3;

and yes, ill be your bodyguard
if anyone comes within a few meters of you
ill KILL them
with my bare handsssss
\owo/

i still wanna do a robbery or something
idk anything about mafias lol OTL do mafia people do heists
edit: im still capable of doing these things as a bodyguard right? ;AA;