Steal a certain someone's vital regions and I'll come visit you at night. In peace, of course

Szia~
If you are Romania: stay away from me.
If you like dresses: let's sew together or share ideas~
If you like Austria: beware.
If you love Austria: YOU. ARE. DEAD.
If you want to molest Austria: YOU. ARE. DEAD. TOO.
If you are Prussia: I polished my pan just so I can see the reflection of your beaten up face on the steel~
If you are Poland: BFF~ <3
If you are my little Ita: Come and hug me, dear~
If you are Japan: so, what about you send me those /books/ I asked you for~?
If you are none of the above: I'm not stalking you, I swear!
If you are God: can I use something more deadly than a pan, next time?

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Hi~ Hi~ Hi~
I've been here for more than a year now, but for those who are newcomers (I lost track of how many you are oAo ) I'm Eli's just as perverted player~ You can call me Sil, Silly, Pastafarian, Sissi or just simply Eli (as the majority of people here call me ) I'm willing to RP anything with anyone, just ask me via PM or any other way you can think of.
We will have fun together~ \>w</

Kumusta po~ Ako po si Maria!
It's nice to know that you don't stalk me ^^;;
oAo I don't molest or like/love Austria! I swear!
When Kuya Kiku sends you those books can I see them?

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Hey~Hey~Hey~
I'm Maria's perverted (dunno if I'll show that side of myself in this forum though) RP-er ^^ !
Nice to meet you Ms.Pastafarian Eli!

Ah Hello Hungary.

H-Hi Eli! How are y-you? And you d-don't mind that I t-talk to Roddy s-sometimes, right? He's s-sometimes n-nice. ono

Hola Ms. Elizabeta! Esta bien?

G'day Eli~

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Apparently during a perverted nation poll, D: non hetalia, Aussie was in the top five XD well he was third pfft. Random info there.

Hoi, Eliiii~ ^7^)/)
Please stop beating up mi amigos... ó7ò"

Hello my former.. colony .. thing..

<3

Eli! <3 Ciao ciao! *trots up to her and gives her a big hug, kissing both cheeks* It's been a while! Come stai? Are you doing well? <3 *bounces on his toes, excited*

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I'm so slow with replying to these, adjkaldffff--

Hallo, Hungary! It's nice to meet you! *waves happily*

Bonjour, Elizabeta! I hope my crush friendship with Austria won't be a problem...^^;

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Hiiii~~

Unless you are are grilling me a sandwich ..the pan won't be nessisary..

Hey Eli. Everything going alright for you?

Oh, it's so nice to see so many people all together~

@Maria Clara: You're also a reader of those special books Kiku owns? Oh~ I have the feeling we'll get along well!

@Eduard: Hey, cousin~!

@Raivis: Hi! I know he's a really nice person, you can visit him whenever you want. I trust you enough not to try something on him~

@Carlos: Szia! I'm doing okay, is that what you wanted to know, right? *^^

@Adam: Hi~ :3

@Antonio: Hello! I'm sorry, Antonio, but they deserve some beating up. I believe you agree with me, don't you?

@Caesar: Hey... Dad... Thing. *èue;;

@Feli: *holds him tight, giggling* My cute little Ita! <3 I'm doing fine, and you? When you have some free time on your hands, come and visit me. We could cook or bake cakes like we used to do when you were little~ Remember those good times?

@Emma: *smiles brightly* Hi! Can I come visit you someday, Emma? I'd love to learn more about your Cat Festival, I have some questions to ask~

@Francis: *glares* It won't be a problem as long as your hands are at a safe distance from him.

@Gilbert: First, I'm never grilling you a sandwich. Second, you're right, the pan won't be necessary. My fists work just fine on you as well. <3

@Helena: Szia Helena~ I'm doing okay, come and visit me sometimes! You can bring cats too, I like to cuddle them~

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It took me so long to reply to thiiiiis ;A; Sorry!!!

-grins- Nice seeing you, How've you been?

*sniles* I'll visit you when I get a chance. Mind if a wolf comes along and joins me whenever I visit you? She's a real sweetheart.